As a certain person said, they like to read my mental notes because it's like a window into my brain. Okay... you asked for it.
Dear Laylaness,
While it may be comfortable, the leggings-and-tunic only serve to make you look pregnant. Which you are definitely not. Find something else, which Tim Gunn would call a "sweatsuit alternative". While you're at it, contact Tim Gunn to make this purchase for you.
Put down the sweet, sweet red velvet cupcake with cream cheese icing. This is likely why you feel the need to wear the leggings-and-tunic combo.
Go back to a ballet class, for god's sake.
Don't get discouraged that no one is calling back on your resume. You're trying, dammit, and you can only do your best.
Remember Sean Keane's birthday stand-up date. Take the Nerdfecta with you.
Don't go through your pictures when dad is behind you. It's bad for both of you.
Love,
Laylaness
